January Jumpstart Jive

Man, I am out of practice writing blog posts. How do I start? What do I say? How do I not sound like a total lame-o? Jeepers!

It is now officially 2018! Yaaaay!
I’m really looking forward to 2018. I’ve moved through all my internal work, laid to rest my old ghosts, and now it’s time to fly! It’s going to be a bit of a slow start, thanks to being sick since the middle of November, but I’m hoping that means we got our sick season out of the way early. (Fingers crossed!)

KST has graciously agreed to guide me through the physical part of my forward motion. I can’t wait to really get going! So, here we go!

My January Jumpstart Jive Challenge

Here’s a secret: I have always wanted to be a ballroom dancer. Ever since I was a wee thing, I dreamt of heating up the stage alongside Danny Kaye (White Christmas is still my favorite holiday movie). He was always more my style than Fred Astaire – sweet, funny, adorkable. I learned how to swing dance in high school, but I’ve never been brave enough to step out of my social phobia comfort zone and jump into taking classes. That is my physical goal this year: To be strong enough to follow my passion. The Jive is a style of swing that’s high-energy, super bouncy…and that makes it really scary to consider. But it’s also kind of my goal dance to be able to do. If I can pull off a jive? That will be the ultimate success! (Here’s Lindsey Stirling’s jive from the most recent season of Dancing with the Stars – I love her music, and she’s super adorable on the show!)

Obviously, I have a long, long, LONG way to go before I have the stamina, cardiovascular capacity, or joint strength to be able to pull it off. But that’s why this is my Jumpstart Jive challenge! That’s my goal, and this is my first kickoff. Yay!

So, here are my month’s goals:

  1. Strength train 6 days a week with KST’s awesome routines.
  2. Daily stretching, flexibility, and physical therapy moves.
  3. 5 days of 30-minute gentle cardio (stationary bike, walking, dancing, KST’s fun vids) for stress relief.
  4. 3 extra bouts of hard cardio (elliptical, speed walking, pushing on the bike) a week for heart and lung training. (Working up to 30-45 minutes.)
  5. Stage 1 cleaning up the food (no extra sugar, make healthy trade-outs, increase protein, veggies, and vitamins).
  6. Water, water, water!

Basically, I’m looking at an hour of exercise a day, plus an extra 30 minutes three times a week, plus a stretchy rest day. Because of the weather in Phoenix, I REALLY want to use the weather to my advantage, so I’m going to be emphasizing the walking, as my husband’s schedule permits. It’ll be too hot to go outside by April, so I want to get crackin’!

(And as a bigger picture, I’m intending to work really hard for the next…68 days. Then we have spring break and after that – I dance!)



For years, I’ve had all these symptoms, things that make life harder than it should be. They started in my mid-twenties and then got steadily worse after having a baby. Hair thinning (and growing places it shouldn’t, like my chin). Heat intolerance. Random weight gain. Really hard time getting rid of fat once it’s here. Mood swings. Weird reactions to not eating or eating the wrong thing, seemingly without pattern. I was told at one point that I was heading down the road to metabolic syndrome, a collection of cholesterol problems that lead to heart trouble, only to have the symptoms clear up with no help from anyone (even me).

When I discovered my thyroid was enlarged six months post-partum, I thought for sure that had to be the answer. I had a host of symptoms, both hypothyroid and hyperthyroid. Except my numbers kept coming back normal. I had a functional medicine doctor suggest I wasn’t converting thyroid hormones quite well enough, but it wasn’t a big deal. “Just take a few supplements to support your thyroid and it should improve.” Except I didn’t have the money for expensive supplements.

Three years later, my symptoms are still here and my numbers are still normal. My thyroid is broken, but apparently functions normally. And yet I still can’t lose weight via exercise. (I did manage to lose 11 pounds in three weeks last month, thanks to not being able to eat more than oatmeal and rice, but that’s…you know…extreme. Definitely not sustainable.) I had some success last fall with dietary changes, but the second I stopped restricting my calories it piled back on.

Today, I was diagnosed with PCOS – PolyCystic Ovarian Syndrome. My ovaries don’t work quite right. They produce too much testosterone, leading to a rollercoaster of hormone pcos symptomsimbalances, chin hair, and thinning hair on my head. In bad months, it also hurts a lot. It makes my cycle screwy, painful, heavy, and full of PMS issues. It likely contributed to my difficulties delivering my son as well as getting preeclampsia. It’s linked to insulin resistance, so my body probably doesn’t use sugar right. It’s also linked to metabolic syndrome, which explains the wonky cholesterol levels over the last ten years. 80% of women with PCOS are not just overweight, but obese. Like me. That insulin issue really does a number on how the body deals with food. It’s linked somehow to vitamin D, which I’ve also had trouble with. It puts me at risk of diabetes later in life as well as heart disease.

And I am THRILLED. Existing as a woman who works her ass off without her ass ever shrinking was doing horrible things to my sense of hope, self, femininity, and just my general life outlook. But now I have an answer. I have new understanding of my body and its needs. New things to try. And, best of all, I’m not crazy. Or lazy. I legitimately have a physical limitation. That is HUGE.

Unfortunately, the best thing for treating PCOS is weight loss. Which, if you’ve been paying attention, is stupidly hard. They can treat the testosterone and the hormone imbalance and the insulin issue, but they can’t actually treat the problem. They can only mitigate the fallout with medication.

Not great.

However, there are lots of doable things in the naturopathic community to try. New ways to eat, foods to incorporate, lifestyle alterations I haven’t tried before. Most of it focuses on low-sugar, unprocessed foods (like most naturopathic diets…). Some say no meat. Some say paleo. The midwife I saw suggested a plan called Fit 21, the nutritional plan that goes with BeachBody. While she was talking about it, I was like, “Hey, that sounds just like Blogilates, except with portion-controlling containers.” And lo and behold, when I started researching I discovered that muscle mass is important in insulin regulation, too. They suggest HIIT workouts, specifically. You know what else has HIIT? Cassey Ho’s PIIT program. You know what else was telling me that strength training was the way to go? My intuition over the last couple of days.

I also happened to move up a level at physical therapy today, before the appointment that diagnosed me. She put together a program for me to use at the gym, since my hip flexors and adductors are feeling much better. It’s got cardio, flexibility, and strength training (the latter two just for my specific issue, but still). We are now on once-every-two-weeks PT schedule.

Synchronicity. It’s a beautiful thing.

So. I’m changing up my two-weeker. Starting tomorrow, this is my plan:

  1. Build a daily routine around my gym/exercise time (1-2:30pm).
  2. Start getting my head back in the clean eating game.

That’s it, in a nutshell. Two things to handle: Going to the gym, thinking about food.

There are guidelines to shoot for within those two things (the headlines are still the most important parts, though):

  1. Hit the gym 3-4 times a week, starting slow.
    1. 15 minutes on the treadmill with a 5-minute elliptical bout, and building stamina from there (also careful to make sure it’s not aggravating my hip).
    2. In the floor work area, I will follow up with my lower-body stretching PT (side-to-side hip rocking stretch, half-kneeling flexor stretch, and bridges) and some basic stretches for the rest of me.
    3. Then I will hit my PT training (resistance clam shells, squats, and resistance side steps).
  2. On days I don’t go to the gym, I will pull out my mat and do some Pop Pilates that works my upper body and core. That will be followed up with stretching.
  3. 1 day a week, I will take an “off” day that is singularly devoted to flexibility.
  4. Start cleaning up my food.
    1. It doesn’t have to be perfect for the first two weeks. I can take my time to set up a meal plan, guidelines, etc., and to research specific PCOS/hormone-balancing foods.
    2. Definitely will start with cutting out cheese and bread, two things that I know are hard for me to digest properly (and which, with my continued tummy troubles, generally make me feel really yucky).
    3. Experiment with flavorful alternatives to Sprite. I really only drink water and Sprite anymore, and artificial sweeteners are murder on my intestines while tea tends to trigger my GERD. So…somewhere out there, I know there has to be a low-calorie alternative that doesn’t cost much of anything. This first two weeks will be used to find it without sweating still drinking pop.

My main goal – and my PT’s main goal for me – is to get a routine underway. Routine is tremendously difficult for me. I don’t really know why; just haven’t ever been good at it. The one thing I *can* do – and happily – to a routine is go to the gym. So I know I can get that down pretty easily. Set aside a specific chunk of time every day that says, “This is my exercise time,” and keep it sacred. I’m hoping that helps me build outward to include the rest of everything I need to get done every day that I generally tend to blow off.

Stress reduction is also going to be a huge part of the plan…eventually. It also impacts insulin and hormone balance, and I generally only have a couple of months every year when I’m not hugely stressed (usually summer). So learning how to cope better and calm my body are important. However, I proved yet again that throwing too much into my 2-weekers pretty much guarantees I’ll forget. For this first bout, I’m sticking with my two things.

I’m dragging the spousal unit with me, too, at least until he has other things to do with his time.

Hooray for knowing what’s wrong so we can move toward solutions! ❤ ❤

Back to Baseline

After almost two months of health issues, concerns, monumental levels of anxiety, and sitting in bed, I’m finally ready to get back up and move! Fight! Be the me I want to be!

Unfortunately, those seven weeks with all their bloodwork and doctor visits and lounging around for sanity’s sake left me all weak and limp. I’ve been going to physical therapy through it, and my PT tells me that I’ve maintained my muscle and flexibility in the hip/thigh area, so there’s that. (Yay for small wins!) But I have practically NO stamina. Worse, there have been a few times where exercise made me feel like I was going to pass out. I don’t know if it was actually the exercise, or if it was an unexpected and unnoticed panic attack, or if it had to do with my stomach and antibiotics. Which pretty much means I’m afraid to leave the house. But I make myself do it anyway!

Still, I obviously need to work back up to my baseline. Stamina, strength, balance. To that end, I’m going to start my 2-weekers again. Basically, I separate my time into two-week-long challenges that are small, simple, and straight-forward.

For the rest of April, my 2-week challenge is this:

  1. Walk a little every day with the spouse, just in case the pass-out feeling returns.
  2. Keep up my PT homework.
  3. Meditate each night.

The first two weeks in May will likely look like this:

  1. Walk at the gym for 30 minutes 3-4 times each week.
  2. Keep up PT and add a short Blogilates video 3-4 days each week.
  3. Meditate each night.

I’ll probably up my time to 45 minutes and add the Pop Pilates beginner calendar after that, but it depends on how I’m feeling.

For now, my motto is going to be: Gentle return, calm spirit.